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The 2009/2010 college football season came in like a lamb, like a three-legged, lock-jawed lamb with a monkey head. Let me be clear. It was two days of horrible football, and I could not be more happy to have it. Even though the offenses were stale. Even though the bumper videos have hit an all time low. Even though Texas is ranked #2, the last two days have been like Christmas for me, only better. I get stuff. I get hours of college football.

The Thursday/Friday night line up included:

South Carolina 7 Vs. North Carolina State 3 - I will be stunned if Steve Spurrier makes it through the season without causing harm to himself or others.

North Texas 20 Vs. Ball State 10 - If this game happened four months from now it would go by the name “The Chrysler Who Gives a Sh** Bowl.”

Iowa State 34 Vs. North Dakota State 17 - There is a University in North Dakota?

Bowling Green 31 Vs. Troy 14 - Getting spanked by Bowling Green has to be a lot like losing a fight with the color green.

Utah 35 Vs. Utah State 17 - An in-state rivalry with two little brothers.

Tulsa 37 Vs. Tulane 13 - I watched the whole thing... All of it... Every REM inducing second... 8 Months is a long time.

Boise State 19 Vs. Oregon 8 - 1 nasty article in SI - 5 rushing yards + 1 wild fist = - 12.5 million dollars.